One thing I like to do is interpret anything she says as if I’m
the sexual object that she’s fantasizing about.
She : “I’m feeling hot” (referring to the temperature)
Me: “All girls feel hot when they’re near me…*cool smile* look
I know I’m sexy and all that, but please control yourself.”
She (on sms) : “I luvd it” (referring to some email/joke/sms I sent)
Me (reply sms) : “LOVE?? Hulloooo we hv nt evn kissd, n u LOVE me
alrdy? Easy baby easy…”
She : “I was sleeping…” (or any sentence with the word ’sleep’)
Me (interrupting) : “Helooooo we have barely met and you’re talking
about sleeping together already? God, why do women like me just for
my body, why cant they like me for my soul?”
When you’re calling her, the first thing you could say is
“Hey, thinking about me?”
The point is to make yourself appear like the PRIZE that all women
are chasing. Even if it sounds ridiculous in your mind, just do it,
feel it, express it…and women will play along.
If you’ve never talked like this to a woman, it might be a challenge
at first, but it gets easy with practice. And the best part of it is
that women LOVE it!